August 2011
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You can't live your life for other people.
You’ve got to do what’s right for you even if it hurts some of the people you love.
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20 Reasons To Date A Paintballer
1. We aren’t afraid to get down and dirty 2. We know how to listen to directions 3. We at least have a ten inch barrel 4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired. 5. We always wear protection 6. We love to be aggressive, head first into anything 7. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard. 8. We never forget to lube. 9. We always have to have the best **** on the field. ...
20 Reasons to Date a Lifeguard:
1. We can save lives.
2. We’re persistent; don’t stop ‘til the job’s done.
3. We’re fast-paced.
4. We use special toys.
5. We love to scream and yell.
6. We trace, space, and place.
7. We can go deep.
8. We can strap you down nice and tight.
9. We come prepared.
10. We can go countless hours in several positions.
11. Our uniforms are skimpy.
12. Our motto is: Go in...
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Lifeguard:
10. We’re awesome at the slow-motion-run-into-the-water. We can also transfer this ability to everyday activities such as running for the bus, running away from burglars and playing tag. 9. We do everything in 15-minute intervals (but we demand one 15-minute break an hour). This can be applied to making dinner, walking to class and finishing homework . 8. We’re extremely tan, but...
Yea I lifeguard for a living...
I protect your life. NBD.
