I am Hungry!!!!
Jumbles and Jumbles of Chaos
Ok my mind is all over the place right now and I just feel like I need to get it all out. But I do not know where or how to start there is just so much and some of it does not even go together. What ever I guess I shall start with the fact that one of my closest friends decided to stop by tonight to drop something off for my parents and see me. When I found out I was kinda suprised, it was nice...
I AM HELL ON HEELS
This is my life and not a single person is going to get me down.. I am strong and I can get through anything. From now on my main focus is me and my future! And that is that! My education is the most important. I come first before anything or anyone in my life. End of Story. Want to try and get in my way?…I just might rip you apart. From now on, no one and nothing is going to get in the way...
OMG I WANT ONE IF THEY REALLY MAKE THEM!!
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
To my Stomach
In Class Today.
Random guy in the hall walking by: “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A SCONE IS?!” *Whole class room goes silent* Random Guy: “DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MUFFIN IS?!” My Teacher: *Facepalm* Me and the rest of the class: “LMFAO!!!! PRICELESS!!!”
Oh My Goodness.
Just when you think drama has subsided and people have grown up….you could not be anymore wrong…. People piss me off…. can you please just leave us alone and keep us out of your crap jeez!! HOW OLD ARE YOU 5?! NO!!! GROW THE HELL UP!!!
Today in class...
Me: *poked Mimi's bag of nuts.*
Mimi: "Don't touch my NUTS!"
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